Pizzamas 2024: All the merch you can still buy this week

Pizzamas is back! Well, it's one week into the nonsense, but there's still another whole week to go. Don't know what Pizzamas is? It's a long backstory that most of Nerdfighteria doesn't even remember at this point. But who cares when there's new stuff to buy?

In John Green's first vlogbrothers video last week to kick off Pizzamas 2024, he happily walked viewers through every new piece of merchandise that's available to purchase online throughout the two-week celebration. There's a bucket hat. I need the bucket hat.

Of course, there are plenty of Pizzamas shirts, as there always are. Whether you want to wear a Pizza House, a shirt that looks a lot like the brat album cover except it says pizza instead, your classic red Pizza John shirt, or something else, there's plenty to choose from. Take your pick. Pick several. It's hard to settle on just one.

But as always, Pizzamas is about more than just shirts. (Well, it's really mostly about charity since that's where all your money is going, but you get what I mean.) You can, for the record, buy all the shirts in a bundle for $162.40 if you're that indecisive. It's for charity!

Not a fan of shirts (or you already own too many -- could never be me)? You can get ... a sticker (many, actually). You can buy a hot sauce, or subscribe to a whole Pizzamas-themed hot sauce subscription service. There's even a Pizzamas TTRPG one shot! Unfortunately, there are some things you can't get anymore, like the Pizza John apron and the blanket hoodie. But that's what happens when we procrastinate. We're forced to make pizza sans Pizza John apron.

You can find all the Pizzamas 2024 merch, shirts and all other available items, on the Pizzamas website.